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Subj: Immortal Weapons 1: Retcontaminated?
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 at 08:21:22 am EDT (Viewed 661 times)

Wow. So many retcons(of the other MU charactersoo) at once. So much to process after...

Immortal Weapons 1

Fat Cobra new facts:

-111 years old
-Born in Seven Capital Cities (of which K'unn L'unn is one)
-has had more sex, with COUNTLESS women, than Stark, Walters, and Cage COMIBINED (though probably bested by Starfox)
-dimensional illegal alien since early 1900s
-famous opera singer
-murdered an innocent man (1st kill)
-probably has killed AT LEAST as many as Fury, Capt.Savage and Barnes combined (though probably bested by Namor)
-trained under Iron-Crutch Khan who is a famous Chinese MU character now
-tried to BUY way back into Peng Lai
-knows at least 92 different kung fu moves to kill with just a foot
-lived thru his 1st Immortal Weapon test vs Great Xiang Yo failure
-connected almost as many notable MU people as LOGAN
  • 1933: mole people, fin fang foom
  • 1939: union jack, kung fu commandos(cool name), butcher herr samurai
  • WWII: axis-fighting squad, bucky, toro, swedish college girls
  • postWAR: hollywood celebs, Giants' football team, ku klux klan
  • undefeated in UFC- Wakanda and Atlantis (*rolls eyes w/o processing this one)
  • Olympus: zeus, herc, volstagg, GOOM(?)
  • 1970(out of order for no good reason): elvis presley
  • 1950s: SHIELD, Fury, Stargod-clones(?)
  • 1960s: greatest scientists
  • post70s: these wanton women and amorous aliens:

    -lived thru a SECOND Immortal Weapon test vs Great Xiang Yo failure
    -can regrow body parts with Chi (where Davos cannot)
    -has his own Cobra Warrior team
    -has a Elektra-level skilled (and unnamed?) kung fu cutie true love
    -has an ARMY of children bent on revenge against their father (where Killmongers kids are bent FOR their father)

    How's that? Fair retcons? Fun new reveals? Still processing.


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