Wow. So many retcons(of the other MU charactersoo) at once. So much to process after...

Immortal Weapons 1
http://members3.boardhost.com/H4H/msg/1248708613.html


Hmmm...
Fat Cobra new facts:

-111 years old
-Born in Seven Capital Cities (of which K'unn L'unn is one)
-has had more sex, with COUNTLESS women, than Stark, Walters, and Cage COMIBINED (though probably bested by Starfox)
-dimensional illegal alien since early 1900s
-famous opera singer
-murdered an innocent man (1st kill)
-probably has killed AT LEAST as many as Fury, Capt.Savage and Barnes combined (though probably bested by Namor)
-trained under Iron-Crutch Khan who is a famous Chinese MU character now
-tried to BUY way back into Peng Lai
-knows at least 92 different kung fu moves to kill with just a foot
-lived thru his 1st Immortal Weapon test vs Great Xiang Yo failure
-connected almost as many notable MU people as LOGAN

1933: mole people, fin fang foom

1939: union jack, kung fu commandos(cool name), butcher herr samurai

WWII: axis-fighting squad, bucky, toro, swedish college girls

postWAR: hollywood celebs, Giants' football team, ku klux klan

undefeated in UFC- Wakanda and Atlantis (*rolls eyes w/o processing this one)

Olympus: zeus, herc, volstagg, GOOM(?)

1970(out of order for no good reason): elvis presley

1950s: SHIELD, Fury, Stargod-clones(?)

1960s: greatest scientists

post70s: these wanton women and amorous aliens:
http://img507.imageshack.us/i/iw1women.jpg/

-lived thru a SECOND Immortal Weapon test vs Great Xiang Yo failure
-can regrow body parts with Chi (where Davos cannot)
-has his own Cobra Warrior team
-has a Elektra-level skilled (and unnamed?) kung fu cutie true love
-has an ARMY of children bent on revenge against their father (where Killmongers kids are bent FOR their father)

How's that? Fair retcons? Fun new reveals? Still processing.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE RETCONS?