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Subj: It's Alright Marvel...I'm Only Bleeding...
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 at 09:47:07 pm EDT (Viewed 290 times)
Reply Subj: Generations: Iron Man And Ironheart #1 [SPOILERS 1 week EARLY]
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 at 03:26:18 pm EDT (Viewed 402 times)

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    (W) Brian Michael Bendis (A) Marco Rudy (CA) Skan
    • Riri Williams is given a once-in-a-lifetime chance to meet Tony Stark…Sorcerer Supreme!
    • Join Ironheart as she discovers things about the Iron Man legacy that will change her forever.
    • IRON MAN writer and Riri co-creator Bendis teams up with the award-winning multimedia artist Marco Rudy to give you a beautiful, unique look at the first step into a new era of Iron Man!
    Rated T+
    In Shops: Sep 06, 2017
    SRP: $4.99

Spoilers 1 week early!...
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Darkness at the break of noon
Marvel's singing a different tune
I can't read their thought balloons
To understand you know too soon
There is no sense in trying

I loved Marvel when Bendis wrote "DD"
But now they've neutered Tony Stark's "wee wee"
Took him from his comic after 54 years
And replaced him with Riri
Tony used to be a big dog
Now he's like a poodle named "Fe Fe"
But it's alright Marvel....I can make it

Cap and Tony used to bicker
Till Marvel replaced Cap's star with a swastika
When Tony finds this out his ticker is gonna flicker
His heart will break and he'll feel even sicker
You can't solve this Tony with a bottle of liquor
But it's alright Marvel...I'm only sighing

Now Thor's thunder has stopped rollin'
His Mjolnir and comic book have been stolen
Tony can't even clone Thor now
Cause Thor's hanging with the Nazi
And his clone would just go invade Poland

Remember when "The Big Three" conquered every foe
Now they are like another "Three"
Named Larry, Curly, and Moe
I miss Bruce too....Tony's "Science Bro"
Has my Marvel pull-list ever been this low

Cheer up Marvel fans it will be okay
Cause we still have Chris, Chris, and RDJ
The comic books may go away
But the MCU is here to stay
And its alright Marvel
It's life and life only

Okay, so I'm no Bob Dylan \:\)