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President Bush is on television informing the nation that Bin Laden has been captured when all of a sudden there is a switch to really important breaking news that has Professor Hulk interviewing Karnak of the Inhumans.
Professor Hulk: "Karnak, it is presumed that you can pinpoint the weakest area in an opponents body, is that true?"
Karnak: "Yes, this is my gift. I have scanned you and I for the first time cannot find any weakness. You are beyond incredible, quite astonishing. I am humbled to my soul and honored to share the same space as you."
Professor Hulk (blushing): Now, Karnak, that was a great compliment. I do pride myself in being known as the Asgardian stomper, the greatest team buster in comics and the undisputed champion of the universe. But enough of me, how about the Silver Surfer, Thanos, Thor, Beta Ray Bill and Odin?"
Karnak: "Well, the Silver Surfer has no genitalia and because of the lack of testosterone, he is a mild pacifist and a cosmic Ken doll wrapped in tin foil. His weakness is he has no gender and therefore is doomed to confusion and little man syndrome. He is his worst enemy and will be his own demise. I did knock him out with a brick so all you need is a brick and kinda hit him on the top of the head. That'll do the trick. He's quite fragile in my humble opinion."
"Thanos. Kick him in his heart, that's where his weakness is as he is always longing for Death for what I cannot fathom. He is brilliant but a great fool also. Such a polar disorder he has."
"Thor. I don't know where to start. He has a glass jaw that the slightest hit and it will break into more pieces than Humpty Dumpty. He has soft skin so he hurts himself shaving all the time. He has a hard time sitting as he has lots of pimples on his stomped flat, hairless, backside. He speaks like a sissy and is a sissy. If I fought him, I would be worried I would hurt him so he's a hard opponent to face. His only saving grace is his walking plot device, Mjolnir. Now I fear that 'cause it where bad writing starts and ends."
"Odin. Well, he is over the hill and an old fart. And he tends to clutch at his bony and scrawny chest all the time threatening to have a heart attack that gets stale. He only has one eye and the other eye is full of cataracts so the old man can't see. He has a spear that no one is afraid of as he can't even hold it up since its too heavy for him. He got more arthritis in him than a terminate eaten log, dude is on his way out. Feel sorry for the old geezer."
"Beta Ray Bill. One ugly MF if you ask me. He is the eight toothed wonder who looks like a cross between a mule and an wart hog. He hasn't brushed his eight teeth in years, hasn't bathed even longer, his urine colored hammer is full of some kind of liquid, I don't know where to start. If I fought him, I would kick him in his gaping maw of a mouth and break his eight teeth right off. I think that would kill him right out. Then he would be shipped to the glue factory. That's about it."
Professor Hulk: "Thanks Karnak. The world is that much more knowledgable because of your great wisdom."

Hulk rules all. Case closed.


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> President Bush is on television informing the nation that Bin Laden has been captured when all of a sudden there is a switch to really important breaking news that has Professor Hulk interviewing Karnak of the Inhumans.
> Professor Hulk: "Karnak, it is presumed that you can pinpoint the weakest area in an opponents body, is that true?"
> Karnak: "Yes, this is my gift. I have scanned you and I for the first time cannot find any weakness. You are beyond incredible, quite astonishing. I am humbled to my soul and honored to share the same space as you."
> Professor Hulk (blushing): Now, Karnak, that was a great compliment. I do pride myself in being known as the Asgardian stomper, the greatest team buster in comics and the undisputed champion of the universe. But enough of me, how about the Silver Surfer, Thanos, Thor, Beta Ray Bill and Odin?"
> Karnak: "Well, the Silver Surfer has no genitalia and because of the lack of testosterone, he is a mild pacifist and a cosmic Ken doll wrapped in tin foil. His weakness is he has no gender and therefore is doomed to confusion and little man syndrome. He is his worst enemy and will be his own demise. I did knock him out with a brick so all you need is a brick and kinda hit him on the top of the head. That'll do the trick. He's quite fragile in my humble opinion."
> "Thanos. Kick him in his heart, that's where his weakness is as he is always longing for Death for what I cannot fathom. He is brilliant but a great fool also. Such a polar disorder he has."
> "Thor. I don't know where to start. He has a glass jaw that the slightest hit and it will break into more pieces than Humpty Dumpty. He has soft skin so he hurts himself shaving all the time. He has a hard time sitting as he has lots of pimples on his stomped flat, hairless, backside. He speaks like a sissy and is a sissy. If I fought him, I would be worried I would hurt him so he's a hard opponent to face. His only saving grace is his walking plot device, Mjolnir. Now I fear that 'cause it where bad writing starts and ends."
> "Odin. Well, he is over the hill and an old fart. And he tends to clutch at his bony and scrawny chest all the time threatening to have a heart attack that gets stale. He only has one eye and the other eye is full of cataracts so the old man can't see. He has a spear that no one is afraid of as he can't even hold it up since its too heavy for him. He got more arthritis in him than a terminate eaten log, dude is on his way out. Feel sorry for the old geezer."
> "Beta Ray Bill. One ugly MF if you ask me. He is the eight toothed wonder who looks like a cross between a mule and an wart hog. He hasn't brushed his eight teeth in years, hasn't bathed even longer, his urine colored hammer is full of some kind of liquid, I don't know where to start. If I fought him, I would kick him in his gaping maw of a mouth and break his eight teeth right off. I think that would kill him right out. Then he would be shipped to the glue factory. That's about it."
> Professor Hulk: "Thanks Karnak. The world is that much more knowledgable because of your great wisdom."
>
Karnak: Hulk! wait I have indeed found your weak point! by Black bolts unspeaking maw!!! Its you stomach! the If I were to poke you as you were the pillberry doe boy you would fall to your kness and shit your self! how disgusting! I am shamed to know this!

Professer Hulk: *GASP!!!* you found my secret! I must stop you! *CHARGES*

Karnak:HA! come than! *hits hulk in the belly!*

Professer Hulk: ARRRRRGHH! *PLLAAPPPOOOOPSPOOOGEEpleplepleplop* NOOO! I did it again!

Karnak: AHHHH That wreched smell! you are a disgrace! too think I thought you mighty! baw you a a walking pile of gamma dung! feh!

*THUNDER*

Thor: I have heard what was said today and came to justifi myself! O..ODINS BEARD THAT SMELL! The Hulk did shit himself once more! A THREAT MORE DIRE THAN RAGNAROK! KARNAK YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU"VE WROUGHT! I MUST SEND HIM ELSE WHERE! *Thor teleports hulk to MUSPHELHEIM*

Professer Hulk: were am I?

Surter: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DOMAIN YOU PUTRID LITTLE GREEN BOOGER! AWAY WITH YOU!

Professer Hulk: IM THE HULK AND I"LL STOMP YOU! *SQUEESH*(hulk getting step on by Surter!

Surter: AWWE Now I know how it Feels to be on the receiving end of a burning bag of dog poo! NOW IT WILL TAKE MONTHS TO WIPE OFF THAT GREEN PILE OF WALKING DUNG OFF MY FOOT! THOR!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!

Back on earth

Thor: so karnak you think me to have a weakness? than be my guest!

Karnak: AAAAAAAHHHH HERE I COME RIGHT AT YOUR GLASS JAW!!!! (hits Thor in Jaw) ARRRGHHHH! YOUR JAW IT BROKE MY HAND! MUST USE MY OTHER! HAWCHA! ARRGGGHHHH! AGAIN YOU BUSTED MY FURIOUS CHOP! Yo..YOUR JAW MUST BE MADE OF ADAMANTIUM! surely you are the mightiest of all who live! i will bow to you!

Thor: tis good than it is settled! let it be known faw and wide THOR BE THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL!!!

ALL MIGHTY THOR!!! RULES hra!


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ALL MIGHTY THOR!!!




PoetTree: Oh how I love you Hra! your the man of my Dreams! So Beautifull to my eyes! never have I known one who could make my heart sing!

HRA: HULK RULES ALL!!! AND NOW I RULE YOU!

ALL MIGHTY THOR!!!: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and it has begun! HATE ME FOR I AM YOUR DEMISE!!!!


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