Dave Galanter
December 1st 1969 - December 12th 2020
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JesusFan

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JesusFan

Subj: How Chuck Norris Would Battles These Marvel/DC Powerhouses!
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 at 01:20:40 pm EDT
Reply Subj: Sentry Vrs Superman Revisited!
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 at 01:28:04 pm EDT


Mr norris is sick and tired of hearing how "bad" all of these beings are... So through help of Mxy, comes over into both Marvel/DCU to show why there "can only be One" really Bad man..

CN Vrs:

WW Hulk Hulk punches CN full on the face, gets his fist cut to the bone on his beard, than takes a spinning back fist, that knocks him back to Hulk World planet...

Superman Attacks with HV at max levels, CN tells him that he could ALMOST shave his beard with that heat, that drop kicks Supes through the Earth, all way back to where krypton used to be...

Thanos Returns from realm of Death to face upstart, hits him with eye beams, blows, gets very afraid when CN givews him back that "grin", and feels impact of size 11 cow boy boots right before rejoining Mistress Death realm...

Wolverine Hits him several times with Claws, Chuck thanks him for trimming his beard, than hits Wolfie backfist so hard the Adamantium seperates from his skeleton...

Destroyer Fires the dreaded Distringrator beam at CN, deflects off his beard, and hits Destroyer, result it get slagged...

Wonder Woman Dagger breaks on his beard, Sword shattered by his kick..
She uses her lasso on him, but beard cuts through it... He does not strike a Lady, so allows her to "run for her life"...

Darkseid Omegas are resisted, hurled back at Seid, and Seid joins Thanos playing Chess in realm of Mistress Death...

Thor After seeing all of these things, refuses to switch out of Donald Blake body!

Sentry Attacks CN FULL FORCE, EP useless, strongest blows deflected by boots/fists...
Sentry shocked to hear and see that someone make Void look like cub scout...
CN Kicks him into the Sun...

That is how the Worlds would know that there can only be just one!


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