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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 at 03:13:54 am EDT (Viewed 318 times)

FINALLY feelin' good enuff to post again, so I decided to inflict all of the following on youse guys! ;\)

Foist orf, I'm gonna undergo some radio-ation ;\) treatment in a couple of weeks or so to make sure they DID get all of the cancer out. They don't wanna leave any baby cells wanderin' around my eye crying out, "Mommy? Where ARE you, Mommy? Wake up! I wanna go HOME now!"

I just hope all of that radio-ation gives me superpowers! I'm hoping to have my very own origin. SUPERMAN'S got one, so -EYE- want one, too! ;\)

My next step's gonna be in selecting a name for my headquarters. Superman's got The Fortress of Solitude, Batman's got the Bat-cave, so I'll call mine The Blind Spot or something.

I already picked out my theme song/fight music. Whenever you hear this song in the future, just yell out "POW! BANG! ZAP!" at appropriate intervals, and it'll all be good. ;\)


I've got my uniform picked out, too! I'll have vampire teeth/dentures and a mudflap girl eye patch, so I'm ready there!

My weapons of choice will be glass eyes, and when I get around to having a side-kick, he or she will get a bag full of marbles, so they'll fit in!

Daredevil and Dr. Mid-Nite will have NUTHIN' on me!

I'll letcha go to think all this over and thank God that you have been blessed to know somebody like me! ;\) Thanks for reading! \:\)

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