Dave Galanter
December 1st 1969 - December 12th 2020
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Subj: The Black Talon Strikes! (And It's Clobberin' Time!)
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 at 09:10:08 am EDT
Reply Subj: Sad News
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 at 09:40:56 am EDT

“At last! It's time! I, the notorious Black Talon have finally assembled the most magnificent, horrendous super-team in existence, and now I'm ready to unleash this group upon the masses! Mass destruction will be assured! I give to you....the Ultimate Zombified Marvel League! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

“Uh, excuse me a sec, boss, but why do I get to stand next to that guy? He's $%^&% creepy as hell!”

“And which guy are you talking about, Lancer?”

That guy! Get 'em away from me! Eww to the Nth power, dude!”

“Like it's a joy standing beside you. Waaugh!”

“Preach it, Brother Howard!”

“Shut up! I took a shower just the other day! Shut up!”

“Ahem! If we're done with the bickering, I think it's time for me to conquer the world, thank you very muchly. Wait....you at the end. Yes, you. You don't look right to me. And by right, I mean, you don't look Ultimate Zombified, and you're supposed to.”

“Uh, sure I do. RRRRRAAAAAAARRR! Gimmie food! Must eat arm and leg! RRRRRRAAAARRRR! Heehee.”

“Well, considering I only just recently had you murdered, I guess your rotted corpses hasn't had the time to fully undergo the Ultimate Zombification process.”

“Er, yeah, blame that. Oops, I mean, RRRRRAAARRRR! Intestines are good eatin'! RRRRAARRRRR!”

“....! Enforcer! Front and center!”

“What do ya want? I was makin' time with the Ultimate Zombified Halo from the DC Universe!”


“Shaddap! I told ya I'll be right back, ya idgit varment!”

“Quiet! I have something to say! Enforer! You did assassinate Dragonfly like I asked, right?”

“Sure. It's not like we faked her assassination on live television just to infiltrate your hideout so we could find out what you were up to. Or anything like that.”


“Hmm. Something's not right here. You don't sound like the Enforcer to me.”

“Yeah, well, that's cuz the Enforcer is dead, ya dumb ass. I was just usin' his identity. I'm actually....”

“The Blue Shield!”


“I got wind of what you were up to, so I told Dragonfly and someone else about it. We came up with the idea of me posing as a new Enforcer and the rest, as they say, is history.”

“Who else was in on this?”

“As if there had been any doubt. Hey, folks. Guess what it's time for?”

“No! This isn't right, dammit! I'll get you! I still have my Ultimate Zombified Marvel League!”

“Eh. Zombies are pretty easy ta get beat up. Let me show ya. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!”


“Whew. Fightin' Ultimate Zombified Marvel Mooks can be tirin'. Need a sec to catch my breath. One. Okay, I'm set....”


“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This isn't fair! I put a lot of time and effort in this plan! This wasn't supposed to happen! Dammit!”

“Cry me a river, pal.”


“Take that, bad guy! Heehee. Gosh, now that he's gone, how do we change everyone back to their normal selves?”

“Oh, well, that's easy. One Deus ex Machina comin' right up!”

“No more zombies.”

And then there was a flash of bright, white light....

“Man, you're sure handy to have around, Wanda.”

“She sure is! Wooohooooo! Homina, homina!”

“And that's it, folks. One mad plot to rule the world is now in the crapper.”

“And everything is back to normal! Yay! See everyone later! Kiss, kiss!”

The End!

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