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Subj: Spider-Hulk tries to date! lol (sort of Spidey relevant)
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 12:52:25 pm EDT (Viewed 68 times)
I don't know about the rest of you, but one of the key things I look for in a lady. Tolerance for my comic book need!
So because I go to a gym regularly, I kinda developed a bit of a fancy on one of the girls behind the counter there. Anyhoo... I donned my black vest and pretended it was a symbiote vest... you know for extra confidence a la Spider-Man 3.
Well, away I go. I decide I will find out first what her views on comic worldly related things are...
"Do you like Spider-Man?"
"No, I hate him." She replies.
Well... I felt my world crumble round me. Why her?! WHY!? Well I went and did my work out routine as normal... then I suddenly thought to myself... or maybe it was the black vest whispering in my head? It suddenly occured to me; "You moron! You wonder why you ain't had a date in years?! Get your big ass back up there and ask her out! What you got to lose?"
So I went back and asked.
"I can't I already have a boyfriend!" LMAO
Ah well, what ya gonna do...? LOL better luck next time!! God dating is a nightmare... some guys seem to pick up women easier than the Hulk picks up cars... ah well... every dog has his day... I'm sure I will some day.
Anyway, it made me chuckle... how Spidey infiltrates so many avenues of my life.
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