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Subj: Re: You Rank'Em Avengers SURVEY
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 at 05:40:17 pm EDT (Viewed 11 times)
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    A. SMARTEST: (win most rounds at TV's Jeopardy)

1. Reed
2. Tony
3. T'Challa


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    B. MOST EMOTIONALLY MATURE: (dealing with a loss)

1. Vision
2. Black Widow
3. Black Knight



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    C. STRONGEST: (lasting against growing army of Mindless Ones)

1. Thor
2. Hercules
3.Gilgamesh


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    D. MOST CAPABLE LEADER: (discovering Skrulls are launching attack)

I refuse to vote Cap or Wolverine because they are mary sues and every other character holds the stupid ball whenever they fight them.
1. Monica (I forget what codename she is on)
2. Jan
3. Tony


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    E. NICEST: (would go out of way to do unsolicited kindness for Jarvis)

1. Quasar
2. Firestar
3. Justice




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    F. MOST ABRASIVE:

1. Mantis
2. Moondragon
3. Rage


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    G. FUNNIEST:

1. Hercules
2. Beast
3. Thing


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    H. MOST STRONG-WILLED:

1. Thor
2. Hawkeye
3. US Agent


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    I. MOST WEAK-WILLED:

1. Hank Pym
2. Wanda
3. Moondragon

(I thought about putting Tony or Carol for their alcoholism but I still think these 3 are more prone to cracking under pressure)


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    J. MOST RELAXED:

1. Hercules...not someone who wallows in self doubt and he enjoys himself
2. Sunspot...his narcissism makes him comfortable in his own skin
3. Sersi

(those are the 3 I would definitely invite to get high if I still did that sort of thing)


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    K. MOST QUICK-TEMPERED:

1. Wolverine
2. Namor
3. Quicksilver


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    L. MOST ANNOYING:

1. Mantis
2. Captain America (I've always thought that)
3. Wolverine


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    M. LEAST TRUSTWORTHY:

1. Moondragon
2. Wonder Man
3. Quicksilver


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    N. MOST DEDICATED:

1. Captain America
2. Hawkeye
3. Vision


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    O. UNLUCKIEST:

1. Wanda
2. Vision
3. Carol


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    P. MOST VIOLENT:

1. Wolverine
2. Namor
3. Moon Knight


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    Q. MOST DISCIPLINED:
    1. Natasha
    2. Carol
    3. Mantis




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    R. MOST POPULAR:

1. Spider-Man
2. Wolverine
3. Hulk


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    S. MOST SOCIABLE: (at a party)

1. Sersi
2. Tony
3. Eros

(my number 4 would be Tigra)


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    T. MOST RESERVED: (at a party)

1. Gilgamesh
2. Firestar (she's a wallflower)
3. Moondragon



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    U. MOST VAIN:

1. Thor
2. Iron Man
3. Captain America


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    V. MOST UNSTABLE:

1. Wanda
2. Heather
3. Hank Pym



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    W. BEST DRESSED: (with their latest superhero design)

1. Black Panther (you can't really screw his costume up)
2. Black Knight
3. Black Widow

(basically if you have a black costume I think it's dope)


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    X. MOST FINANCIALLY POOR:

1. Justice...I've never seen him actually work at a real job
2. Firestar
3. Nova (wasn't Rich a secret Avenger?)

(fellow New Warrior Rage used to be broke as sh*t until Night Thrasher adopted him...Darkhawk and Speedball are probably also broke...Night Thrasher and Namorita always paid the bills on that team)


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    Y. MOST LIKELY TO VISIT AVENGERS GRAVESITES:


Almost none of them. I think many Avengers are very self absorbed particularly the old guard. These are the same people who didn't notice Wanda or Pym's breakdowns or care about Carol running off to be with the rapist she gave birth to. Most of them aren't really close friends like on most teams that sort of become a family. And usually the Avengers who do die are the ones their teammates never bothered to care about to begin with (Swordsman, Gilgamesh, Yellowjacket II, Deathcry etc).

If Hercules lost Black Knight I could see him going and I can see Jan organizing a group of them to visit once a year to show respect. But most Avengers don't seem to really value their teammates as true friends. Take Hank Pym...he's a founding member but I never get the vibe that people actually like him. They respect him but no one really wants to spend time with him outside of work except the women he's dating and they usually get sick of him. I think Cap, Iron Man and Thor are friends but they're not CLOSE friends. They probably won't go to a restaurant and have dinner. Even people who used to be close like Wanda and Carol end up alienated from each other because of their various crises.


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    Z. MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED:

1. Gilgamesh
2. Justice
3. Hulk