So, I gave up the teaching lark and am now in public sector accounting again - wahay!
Was sat in a meeting, when a woman came into the office. Good figure, figure hugging dress. My gaze strayed a moment to long (I thought I was being subtle). Unfortunately she caught me looking.
She kept doing exaggerated yawning, sticking her arms up in the arm and sticking her chest out. The other woman in the meeting kept rolling her eyes. To be honest I wished my photographer friend had been there.
Once they left, the other man present just said 'she's just got divorced. A bit messy', got up and walked off.
Any weird meetings you guys have had?
I work in retail and most people have a quick question or two. But one day and elderly customer roped me into a conservation that I could not easily walk away from without being rude. He went on an on about one topic or another ending with sleeping with women and reproduction. Finally, I just had to walk away. I have no idea where those topics came from or they were even headed.