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Nose Norton

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Bk Ray

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Subj: Re: Weird meetings
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 at 10:10:33 pm CDT (Viewed 591 times)
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 at 04:36:27 pm CDT (Viewed 849 times)

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So, I gave up the teaching lark and am now in public sector accounting again - wahay!

Was sat in a meeting, when a woman came into the office. Good figure, figure hugging dress. My gaze strayed a moment to long (I thought I was being subtle). Unfortunately she caught me looking.

She kept doing exaggerated yawning, sticking her arms up in the arm and sticking her chest out. The other woman in the meeting kept rolling her eyes. To be honest I wished my photographer friend had been there.

Once they left, the other man present just said 'she's just got divorced. A bit messy', got up and walked off.

Any weird meetings you guys have had?

I worked at a mom and pop drugstore from my mid-teens into my 20's and one time a guy came in and asked me for "pump elastics". I said "What?" He said "Pump elastics!" So I asked the elderly pharmacist. "He wants pump elastics?" He asked the customer "What are they for?" "When you're having sex!" The pharmacist said "prophylactics?" The guy answered "Yeah! pro-elastics!" Prior to that, the weirdest thing I had heard condoms called was "shakes" by some old timer. Pump elastics was hilarious, though.

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