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Subj: Re: Weird meetings
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 at 02:33:56 pm EDT (Viewed 674 times)
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So, I gave up the teaching lark and am now in public sector accounting again - wahay!

Was sat in a meeting, when a woman came into the office. Good figure, figure hugging dress. My gaze strayed a moment to long (I thought I was being subtle). Unfortunately she caught me looking.

She kept doing exaggerated yawning, sticking her arms up in the arm and sticking her chest out. The other woman in the meeting kept rolling her eyes. To be honest I wished my photographer friend had been there.

Once they left, the other man present just said 'she's just got divorced. A bit messy', got up and walked off.

Any weird meetings you guys have had?

My wife had an idea to make a month's worth of dinners and freeze them for later, so I was at the grocery store buying ingredients. I had several bags of frozen chicken breasts and probably some fresh too. At check-out, the cashier looks at my purchase and sighs. "Man, that's a lot of chicken," he says. "You know how fatty that is? How bad that is for you?" He tells me that people who are health conscious choose beef over chicken because it's so much more healthy and more lean. I thought, don't bodybuilders always eat nothing but chicken breasts because it's high protein, low fat? My second thought was "is this guy trying to talk me out of a sale?" So that was weird. I avoid his line at the store now.

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