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Subj: Re: Weird meetings
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 at 08:12:28 am CDT (Viewed 600 times)
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So, I gave up the teaching lark and am now in public sector accounting again - wahay!

Was sat in a meeting, when a woman came into the office. Good figure, figure hugging dress. My gaze strayed a moment to long (I thought I was being subtle). Unfortunately she caught me looking.

She kept doing exaggerated yawning, sticking her arms up in the arm and sticking her chest out. The other woman in the meeting kept rolling her eyes. To be honest I wished my photographer friend had been there.

Once they left, the other man present just said 'she's just got divorced. A bit messy', got up and walked off.

Any weird meetings you guys have had?



I always meet the craziest people.

So anyway many years ago when I worked in retail, I had a rather funny encounter.

A friend and I were on our way to lunch (it was right in the NW DC/ Maryland line so everyone had plenty of food options within walking distance) Anyway we encounter this starnge old lady and she stops us and starts chatting us up about random things. She then starts talking about Jesus and peace and love etc. She then says "I love everyone regardless of who you are" ...now here's the kicker, "or what god you worship" she made a point of it to stare directly at me while stating this. Moments later after we kept walking, my friend started laughing at me and cracking jokes.

We (the group i worked with) were all very politically incorrect, so they would often times joke about what my ethnicity might be.






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