Quote:But my entire life, I've never had a selfish, avaricious thought.
I find that hard to believe. Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Siddhartha, Christ and all the saints would never make such a ludicrous claim.
Can't you tell when somebody's taking the piss?
He's just fooling with you. It's a joke. Anybody who would claim to have never had a selfish thought would have to be the most self-absorbed preacher out there. And we know the Guardian is none of those.
He's just having fun with you:-)