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Subj: Lololololol Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 at 12:07:50 pm EST (Viewed 122 times)
Reply Subj: Male feminist wonders when he'll get laid
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 at 06:37:48 pm EST (Viewed 211 times)
Article about Davey Thompson, a male feminist who wonders when he'll finally lose his virginity. Quite an interesting read as it offers an in-depth viewpoint into the life of a typical male feminist and his struggles with being a beta male.
For the past 6 months Davey Thompson has attended every meeting of his local feminist group.
With passionate speeches he has denounced the evils of the male gender and held himself up as an exception.
He’s held back tears as he announced that he is a shining light among the scum and how he’s sick and tired of men not being just like him.
But it’s starting to grow thin.
“How much longer am I going to have say all this man hating stuff before one of these broads blows me?”
“I mean just last week I told them all that I’m ashamed of myself and my gender”
“They all tell me I’m a hero and I’m not like the other pigs but I always thought heroes were up to their necks in pussy”
Davey was born with neither looks or personality and he knew from a young age that the only way he would get attention from women was being the “nice guy”.
“I sit there and agree with everything they say. I even tell them how funny they are”
“It’s bloody insane but a man can put up with an awful lot if there’s a chance of some action at the end of it”
The Times also spoke with Susie Wilder, a woman in Davey’s feminist group, and she confirmed everyone knew what his motives were but they kept him around as it adds credibility to their message.
“If we’ve got men saying other men are evil then how can anyone argue?”
“Why would he lie?”
"James told me there's an old saying here on Earth: May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar."
Legion: "They will exterminate your species because their gods tell them to. You cannot negotiate with them. They do not share your pity, remorse, or fear."
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