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3. He smokes...and in general just looks...unclean.
See, if anything, him
not smoking is part of his ruination.
Marvel needs to bring back smoking characters-- him, Nick, Ben, Sean, Howard, JJJ, Kingpin, etc. Heck, even Reed loved the pipe, once upon a time.
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5. He's the Fonz from Happy Days. They make too much of an effort to show how cool he is.
Sit on it! The Fonz IS cool. Aaayyyyy!
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9. He was always trying to cock block Scott with Jean
Not true. There was some initial flirting, but he never chased her, and totally stopped giving a damn after the marriage.
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10. He's ugly as hell but usually pulls top shelf women
Never saw him as ugly.
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15. His costumes are always ugly
I really don't get why they brought back the yellow one.
There aren't enough old heroes.
There aren't enough hairy heroes.
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21. He killed the Hornet a character I actually liked.
Bah! Blame Elektra for that. She's the one who decapitated him to prevent his return. Were it not for that, he could have come back like Northstar did. Elektra's a freaking idiot. How does she think she's still walking around? Because no one was stupid enough to cut her head off.
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22. People defer to him like he's wise. He's an amnesiac mass murderer with a drinking problem and anger management issues. He shouldn't be a role model for young mutants.
He hasn't been amnesiac since House of M. He doesn't really have a drinking problem. But yeah.
